Article copyVerily, the cunning and cruelty of the Crusaders know no boundaries.
«Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.Iran:
(...) UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
(...) One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.
"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.»
"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."Ynetnews adds that "The use of rodents has not been documented in the past.", a claim easily debunked and yet another example of sloppy reporting and Zionist bias towards honorable Iranian police commanders and intelligence operatives.
Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders.»
I addition, I have personally witnessed another secret experiment, for which I can and shall henceforth provide photographic evidence. At a French facility that will remain undisclosed, dogs are routinely made to sleep with (presumably man-eating) badgers, in order to produce unnatural hybrids against nature, endowed with dreadful ferocity and inbred Islamophobia, that could be unleashed on France's reckless Muslim minority to quell future riots.
France's secret animal warfare program.
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Plus, if they wag their tails at you, your penis will melt(1).
- In case you do not have a penis to boot, for reason of being a woman perhaps, then expect your wardrobe to melt instead — This casts a new light on one of History's biggest mystery, to the lasting embarrassment of all men who rolled eyes, sighed loudly in disbelief and prepared their checkbook whenever they heard wifey's desperate cry "I have nothing to wear!"