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A Beast takes potshots at the Beauty:
Sen. John Kerry Wishes Sarah Palin Had Gone Missing

Sen. John Kerry added to his long list of lame joke attempts yesterday when he wished South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's disappearance on Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

Speaking to some business and civic leaders he had invited to Washington, Kerry quipped: "Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin."
Well no surprise here: if Vicious-President Al Gore invented the Internet, we know by now that Senescent John Kerry redefined lameness. I mean, even putting partisanship aside, that joke is not funny.

Kerry, if memory serves, is the genuine/fake antiwar-activist/hero® who, in a major election, got his ass whipped clean by the allegedly ultra-stupid "W"— ultra-stupid that is, according to the very Kerry and his boyz on the Left. When you think of it even superficially, that should be enough to make any Kerry want to crawl under a rock and never, ever goes on public record again. I mean, if millions of voters will still pick the village idiot over you, you'd better off leaving any pretense to public office and, I don't know, go get yourself a Nobel Prize on account of alerting The World that snow and ice are melting down in Summer.

Now, and still thinking superficially, I can see two reasons why Kerry would wish Sarah Palin had gone missing:

First, he knows there's an awful lot of people who appreciate her and her politics—possibly as many as those who loathe him and his party of crooks and liars. They're usually the same folks, actually, and thank to the Obaminable Administration's relentless efforts to turn America into a nation of subjects and beggars, their numbers are growing by the day.

Oh and, they can vote.

The second reason is already obvious to every man in the audience, including me and you—if you happen to be a dude. So obvious that it's a bit embarrassing to mention.

However, since it is embarrassing for him, and not for you and me, here it goes: unlike Kerry, Sarah Palin is a real woman.

And a very attractive one with that. Not some insufferably precious, half-assed ageing wussie with a ridiculously outdated hairdo. She'll beat him any day, hands down, on the brains and the looks.1
  1. Assuming Kerry was to put a fight of course—considering his Vietnam record, a fair amount of doubt is legitimate here.



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4181 - Lady Cincinnatus

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  • Lady Cincinnatus Ohio & Kentucky

"John F'n Kerry's military records are kept in a secret kryptonite vault along with Jimmy Hoffa's remains, and will be released the same year as the report on the second gunman at the Kennedy assassination."

That would be the same vault that hides the Great-And-Wonderful-Obama's birth certificate.

4182 - unknown jane

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You mean the one that lists "jackal" for birth mother?

Ooops, did I say that? Oh, ehem, why no, no, of course not...everyone's seen the prez's birth certificate, no need to hide it...all perfectly legal and legal-like...yeah, nothing to see here, move along.

4184 - Mike H.

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  • Mike H. Spokane, Wa

Ok, I'm going to do a hit and run here cause I have a deep dark secret to tell. In 1966 I personally along with the rest of my shipmates helped a bunch of Jarheads clean up Phu Quoc (his base of operations) so that JF'nK could make himself eligible for a whole bunch of scarlet hearts (the ones that were handed out for splinter actions).

I have since been doing Hail Marys and Buddhist chanting to gain repentance but it turns out that I had better not die yet cause they're still pissed off at me in heaven. Donations for the next two hundred years cheerfully accepted cause I ain't going till it's clear.