the dissident frogman

19 years and 7 months ago

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the dissident frogman

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Thought Police, pull over
Anxious about Yankee imperialism and aggressive stance towards The World®?

Fear no more. Your local French embassy will tell you how to think.
Bulgaria has to consider carefully where its long-term interests lie," Jean Loup Kuhn-Delforge said last week. "When people live in Europe they should express solidarity and think European-style.
I'm going to get totally hysterical with this pathetic example of French diplomacy lecturing a sovereign state on how they "should think" (not mentioning the arrogance of his underlying 'EU ticket blackmail') but instead of Prozac, I'll enjoy a big fat sarcastic laugh at the simple idea that this jerk is telling the oldest nation-state of Europe how one should behave in... Er, Europe.

Hey Your Excellency FuckFace, Bulgaria was founded 18 centuries ago. By that time, the western part of Europe that calls itself France was nothing but a huge wide nothing hosting a bunch of Germanic rovers battling and deluding each other on any occasion.

Curiosity killed the cat but modesty will never wipe out the weasel.

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Police de la Pensée, garez vous
Inquiet concernant l'Impérialisme et l'agressivité Yankee envers Le Monde® ?

Ne craignez point. Votre ambassade de France la plus proche va vous dire ce que vous devez penser.
La Bulgarie doit soigneusement considérer où repose son intérêt à long terme," a déclaré Jean Loup Kuhn-Delforge la semaine dernière. "Quand on vit en Europe on doit montrer de la solidarité et penser à l'Européenne.
Je vais tourner complètement hystérique avec ce pathétique exemple de diplomatie française faisant la leçon à un état souverain et lui indiquant comment il "doit penser" (sans même mentionner l'arrogance du chantage au 'ticket UE' sous entendu) mais au lieu du Prozac, je vais m'offrir un bon gros rire sarcastique à la seule évocation du fait que cette âne bâté est en train de dire au plus ancien état-nation d'Europe comment on doit se comporter en... Ben, Europe.

Hé Votre Excellence Dugland, la Bulgarie a été fondée il y a 18 siècles. A l'époque, la partie occidentale de l'Europe qui se nomme elle même France n'était jamais qu'un grand rien, au milieu duquel des bandes de rôdeurs Germains passaient leur temps à se foutre sur la gueule et à se trahir mutuellement en toutes occasions.

La curiosité a tué le chat mais la modestie n'éliminera pas le blaireau.

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Vous avez reussi a me faire rire, moi francaise vivant en Bulgarie et sur liste noire de l'âne bâté en question. Qui êtes vous ?