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J.C. (not affiliated with the Official Christmas Eve Celebration Person) :“The Dissident Frogman with disturbing holiday imagery.'
Disturbing? Oh God, it's the beard right?
Yeah, I knew that was a bit too much.
Oh well. For the record, this...
“Any day a bulldog gets to sniff another dog's pee is bulldog Christmas.”
... Is very incorrect.
To any dog, another dog's pee is not a gift but an open territorial dispute and a hierarchical challenge in the making. In short, not a gift but an outrage (and a smelly one with that).
A dog's Christmas is sniffing anything at all and finding it's either food, a pal or a bitch(1). As a result, a dog's Christmas happens more often than a human's one, which is possibly what makes dogs such a bunch of good-natured fellows we so enjoy having around — unlike, say, Mohamed the Islamic Fascist who never gets any Christmas at all but the promise of 70+ afterlife sex-slaves with absolutely no former humping expertise whatsoever. Talk about a raw deal.
I mean, the worse that can happen with Christmas presents, is that Auntie Jane forgot the friggin' batteries.
Apart from that little hiccup, a nice roundup of Christmas links J.C. Just spend less time with cats if you intend to lecture on dogs, okay?
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Comments thread (6)
3162 - Rogue Gunner
Rogue Gunner
Please let it not be X factor.
3166 - Stepperg
Stepperg California USA
I like it very much. I thought it was the best Christmas card I received this year.
Thank you!
3169 - Grimmy
Grimmy Where I'm at.
I liked the Merry Christmas post card too. If you're meaning the pic on the previous thread.
I can't stand wishy washy folk, and your pic said "have a Merry Christmas! or I'll follow you home, strap you to a chair and entertain you to pieces!
Said it like yeh meant it. That's never a bad thing.
3171 - bonmotdot
bonmotdot
"unlike, say, Mohamed the Islamic Fascist who never gets any Christmas at all but the promise of 70+ afterlife sex-slaves with absolutely no former humping expertise whatsoever. Talk about a raw deal."
May I interject an inimitable but dissenting quote from a Lance Corporal in Iraq:
"There could not possibly be 71 virgins awaiting them in Heaven -because as our Hymn says "The Streets are Guarded by United States Marines"
3172 - nyexpat
nyexpat left coast
Yes- Best Christmas card this year!
anyway-72 concurrent cases of PMS? Now that's a christmas present fit for a muslim!
3181 - 2hotel9
2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania
Perhaps Jules needs to get out more?