the dissident frogman

15 years and 7 months ago

Keep a cool head

the dissident frogman

Necrothreading much?

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Just a very short and very quick post to let you all (or y'all) know that I'm not dead.

That deer on the other hand is now a perfectly regular ACORN registered voter1. One thing you can't take away from the Socialists is that they have the knack of rigging and fixing elections—in America as in anywhere else in the world, apparently.

(Note to Bill: when I say "I put the deer's head in the freezer", I mean just that.)
  1. Yes, the smartest among you have spotted the fraud: that deer is in fact French. It shouldn't vote in a US election. Dead or alive.



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I own, built and run this place. In a previous life I was not French but sadly, I died.


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3823 - TooTall

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Great post. DF is alive and kicking and the socialist French deer isn't. There is hope in the world afterall.

3824 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

Yes indeedy, that there is a grade- A ACORN voter. Hell, it could get an executive level job with Barri O's Cabinet!

3825 - infinity

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Yeah good to hear your still alive.. was afraid the Messiah who couldn't cure his Grandma's cancer had locked you up or something...Hmm Obama goes to visit his grandma a week or so ago and now the day before the Election she is dead..

3826 - Valerie, Texas

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Hola DF! Glad to see you again. So, what did you do with the rest of it? Chili? Hmm. Good stuff venison chili. A venison roast with onions is tasty too.

Oh, wait. Yeah, you're in France. You're lucky you got the head. The government got the rest.

3827 - Proof

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  • Proof Stockton, Callifornia, USA

Monsieur Frogman! You shot Obambi! Heh.

3828 - Lady Cincinnatus

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  • Lady Cincinnatus Ohio & Kentucky

TooTall said it best, "DF is alive and kicking and the socialist French deer isn't. There is hope in the world afterall." A-Men. Now, I'm off to buy some good Kentucky bourbon to get through the evening.

3829 - DaToad

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  • DaToad Glendale, AZ, USA

DF, glad to see you're still kicking. As a proud member of PETA* I commend you on your latest kill.

(* People Eating Tasty Animals)

It's been a lot of years since I've been able to go hunting and bag my own, but a couple of months ago a friend of mine sent me some of his homemade venison Polish sausage. It was wonderful.

As for today, I'm with Lady C. This evening I'm sure I will need to sedate myself as well. Some Woodford's Reserve on ice should do the trick nicely.

3830 - M*A

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Good to hear from you DF. I know someone who does a little taxidermy on the side. That head would be nice mounted and hanging on the wall.

3831 - shepsmum

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  • shepsmum Arlington, Virginia, USA

This is my first excuse any errors. Great to have the Frogman back (I've been checking). Voting in Virginia this morning was much easier than I expected. I was in line for just over an hour (and expected to be there for at least two and possibly more). Of course, if they had separated the Republicans from the other folks in this part of Virginia ("Occupied Northern Virginia" and/or "the People's Republic of Arlington") I probably could have been in and out in five minutes. Keep the good thoughts going, everyone.

ps -- I can't believe just *how* bilingual the Frogman is (amazing; I'm fluent in Spanish, but not as totally bilingual as the Frogman is -- very hard to achieve that level of language, and with so many slang variations) So, to add to your incredible knowledge -- you used y'all!! Extra points. You could have also said "all y'all" -- but that's *very* high level Southern.

3832 - JihadGene

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  • JihadGene North Korea, Central California

Nothing like a good frozen dead deer head to put the election into proper perspective! Thanks DF!

Ruv You Looong Time!

Great Reader KIM Jong IL

PyongYang, California USA