Article copyI'm on the mailing-list of the International Herald Tribune (that Eurolefty spawn of the New York Times) not for its informative value but because it's a target rich environment, and an endless source of amusement.
Paris, Tuesday, June 26, 2007Flooding, droughts(1), forest fires, landslides and, let's see… Famine, flies, rivers of blood, lice, frogs(2), evil spirits, invisible dragons devouring the Sun, and possibly zombie attacks and Socialist infestations(3) — which will certainly require a fair bit of human sacrifices(4).
Report calls on Europe to move on warming. Europe must start work now to protect power stations, transport systems and agriculture from flooding, droughts, forest fires and landslides likely to be caused by global warming (…).
The global warming scare business is now beyond ridiculous. The Europeans, those allegedly "advanced" and "sophisticated" people who supposedly freed themselves from "religious obscurantism" (unlike them boorish Americans) are now behaving like primitive Incas shitting their loincloths at the sight of a solar eclipse.
I have a message for those of my contemporaries who amorously recycle their soybeans wrappings and live in constant fear of the Sun God: you are a living shame and insult to some 3,000 of Western Civilization rationalism and scientific progress. Therefore, if you're really into improving that fallacious concept of ‘carbon footprint', just kill yourself.
I'm telling you, the only thing that still prevent me from relaxing and fully enjoy the lovely weather, is the conviction that we have yet to see the end of this man-made global hysteria.