Article copyHere's Grimmy answering Dennis_Crane's legitimate puzzlement on the alleged "link between the earth getting warmer and our country's security".
Considering the style and the wit, I suspect Grimmy is in fact a pseudonymous Donald Rumsfeld. So let's thank former Secretary of Defense for this explanation, because I was as puzzled as Dennis:
The linkage supposedly goes like this:That said, the great thing with being on the have it allish side, is that among the stuffs we have that the have notties want to take away from us, we find all sorts of boomsticks, the M1A2 Abrams and the F-22 Raptor.
As the have nots get more and more have notty then they'll act out and get pissy at those that aren't so have notish. So, droughts will force migrations, etc etc.
And those of us who are still in the greedy rat bastard level of have it allish wont want to share with the icky have notties. So the have notties will have no choice but to kill us and take our stuffs.
And, it will, of course, be all our fault, because we're just evil that way.
The have notties have mostly machetes and a few Ak-47, but I'm told they can't shoot for sh*t. Plus they're not very well fed "because we're just evil that way." (1)