the dissident frogman

16 years and 3 months ago

And lo, the Al he was not the George, and there was much rejoicing

In the name of Al (Ah!) the Most Beneficent, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, the Most Wholly Super Groovy.

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Of all the abysmal absurdities the Global Warming Cultists — and the Environmentalist movement at large — can claim credit for, I believe the theory of the Farting Cattle of the Apocalypse, (AKA "Livestock's long shadow", as "exposed" by the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nation) wins by a short hand over my former favorite absurd (sub)urban myth, that of the Sudanese Muslims Penis Melting Handshake from the Seventh Circle of Hell.

The solid third would of course be the urban friends and saviors of nature who switch off their Ikea® designed chandeliers and sit in the dark of their fancy New-York, London, Melbourne or Paris flats, as an involuntary laughable guilt offering in order to persuade the planet to keep spinning at least 60 minutes more on Earth Hour.

Through chants and prayer, one can imagine.

Verily, Al is All, Brothers and Sisters — and now is the time for the music video.

Lyrics included.



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3345 - Proof

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  • Proof Stockton, Callifornia, USA

As I have pointed out in other venues, the Democrats have no one to blame but themselves for the exalted Algore NOT being the President of the United States!
The Republicans in the House impeached him. The Linguini-spined Democrats in the Senate refused to convict. Because of their cowardice (or because Bill had something on them), Al Gore was NOT the incumbent President going into the 2000 elections. (The same Al who said he would have done things differently in Florida with Elian Gonzalez if he had been President!)

So, the cowardly Democrats denied Al BOTH the incumbency and the chance to improve his standing in Florida, either one of which would have undoubtedly tipped the race in his favor.

You have only gutless Democrats to thank for why Al's campaign slogan wasn't : Re-Elect President Al Gore!

3346 - Proof

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  • Proof Stockton, Callifornia, USA

"The Republicans in the House impeached him."
The "him" being William Jefferson Blythe Clinton.

3347 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

I give it a 9. Nice beat, you can dance to it, in a zombie sorta way. Like Algore:The Goreacle.

I'll be passing this around, Froggy!

3350 - Valerie, Texas

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Insanely great your frogness.

Can just hear this tune now, coming out of the sound system of a Ford F150 crew cab pick-up truck. Fire engine red of course!

Sad thing is, in some places, like California, this would hit the top of the playlist out there.

3352 - Iwo Gina

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  • Iwo Gina Maryland

Oh. My. God.

Is there no end to your talents?? Why the hell isn't this showing at Cannes?

DF - you are THE BEST!!

Iwo Gina

3354 - TooTall

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DF - You surpassed my expections with the video. Al is truly all. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to eat a steak (we must all do our part you know).

Al is all. Al is all. Al is all. Al is all. Al is all. Al is all. (and so on ad nauseam)

3355 - missred

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Brilliant video, df. and yes, i was singing along.

3356 - Mcgyver

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I have spent some time lurking and reading and admiring the talents of our host. Sir, You ARE a true asset to the world. Yes, I sang along. And I won't get that out of my head anytime soon, either. ThanX! a lot

Mcgyver, out

3357 - Lady Cincinnatus

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  • Lady Cincinnatus Ohio & Kentucky

Ditto Valerie, Iwo Gina, TooTalk, & Mcgyver! OMG, I have tears from laughter. And tell Monsieur Raoul the singing Frenchman that he rocks, especially at the end! The little "Not Al" pop ups...rotfl...brilliant and hilarious!!

3370 - boazo

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DF, you are a god now. Pure Genius.