the dissident frogman

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the dissident frogman 20 years and 2 months ago

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I knew it. I knew it right on Friday afternoon. I could feel it in my bones.

But of course, too late to engage any significant counter-measure.

I'm badly hurt by a serious flu bug that turned me into a wailing mobile mucus manufacture tormented by the grotesque visions of a mind thoroughly left to the mere influence of a debilitating fever.
Let me tell you something: if, one way or another, these visions are representative of the condition of my psyche, I'm going to need some serious help once I'm finished with the flu.

However, despite a horrible week-end writhing under the tribulations of the viscid phlegm, I drew from within the very depth of my strength and willpower enough energy to complete the red button herein (below, if you happen to read the permalink), started last week, just in time to wish you all a Merry Christmas.

My duty accomplished, I'm falling back in my armchair, not knowing if I'll have enough fortitude left to drag this poor old self of mine back to my humble flea bag of pestilence.

Mark my words though: the first ungrateful brat to complain about this goddamn stinking piece of a red button will receive the aforementioned mobile manufacture's daily production carefully concealed in a Whizzo chocolate company box.

And now, I just want to die alone in my slippery secretions.

Again, Merry Christmas to you.

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I own, built and run this place. In a previous life I was not French but sadly, I died.

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1152 - papertiger

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Stay in bed DF and avoid Hospital. Merry Xman I meant Xmas

1153 - Dana

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I just can't NOT push the red button! Great piece of work DF, hope you're felling better soon. Merry Christmas

1154 - Valerie, the Texas

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  • Valerie, the Texas

Wonderul, wacky, weird! Thank you for the cadeau. Pauvre DF! Don't go dragging yourself off to see Lord of the Rings! No, nStay in o, no! Stay in bed, get getter soon. Joyeux Noel a tu!

1155 - Blackjack

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The best yet! Loved it!

1156 - julie de maupin

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  • julie de maupin

You're not the only one wondering if this is what flu meds do to you..... :) Nice job, DF :) Now go get well so you don't kill all your braincells with that stuff, willya? Take good care, and Joyeux Noel a vous!! -- julie de maupin

1157 - Sylvie

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J'adore appuyer sur tes boutons rouges! Pourrais-tu nous faire une rougeole la prochaine fois? Un vrai régal! Soigne-toi bien, merci et bravo! (quel fou rire "jaune" vu les personnages) Joyeux Noël! Sylvie PS: Allez, encore une fois: Red button

1158 - Guy

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Froggy, You are not allowed to die. Slaves have to be sold! Remember the famous words, "This too, shall pass." and get well soon Joyeux Noel, ami.

1159 - fred

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Great great DF Merry Christmas

1160 - Peter Ness

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Hilarious! It was my first visit and I'm hooked. Christmas wishes and get well soon.

1161 - lola

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Désolée pour la grippe! Il faut toujours avoir dans un placard OSCILLOCOCCINUM, ça permet d'anticiper même le pressentiment psychosomatique du mal! Merci pour l'aimable plaisanterie satirique, joyeux noël à vous aussi! Mais qu'arrive-t-il si l'on presse le petit bouton rouge en haut à droite de la page principale?