Short of sticks and stones
Your kung-fu is no good
It’s a fair cop
If it fails, you’re not reading this Si ça foire, vous n'êtes pas en train de lire ça
Potshots at the gun shop
Land of milk and honey
Mind the terminology, if you please
Boston Booze Party
Burning holes at the top of the world since 2002.
Iran is your friend, Bush is a Manichean God-worshipping wacko
Also, Queen Elizabeth had these weird dreams about ponies.