Al Ar’u Ackbar
Mr. Not-Nearly-President, could you stop doing that thing with the finger?
October
Blessent mon cœur d’une langueur monotone
Don’t mention the unmentionable
To encourage the others (some more)
If it moves, tax it
November
Does a boar shit in the woods?
And does it make a sound, if nobody is around?
Cookie crumbling, gun smoking, shoe dropping, and other “Doh!” moments
Romantic is a double-barreled shotgun Romantique comme un fusil à double canons
Random thoughts on life, the Universe and everything
Iran is your friend, Bush is a Manichean God-worshipping wacko
Also, Queen Elizabeth had these weird dreams about ponies.
